Figure 8 – Toy Fair 2013: GI Joe
With the New York International Toy Fair having drawn to a close for 2013, I have only three words to say about this year’s offerings. Yo-FUCKING-Joe!
With the New York International Toy Fair having drawn to a close for 2013, I have only three words to say about this year’s offerings. Yo-FUCKING-Joe!
Sad Roadblock is sad, and fans across the globe felt his pain as the news of GI Joe: Retaliation’s delay hit the Internet yesterday. But this is more than just a “bummer” for fans; let’s consider the ramipercussions, shall we?
The Joes are prepped to layeth the smack down on Cobra and audiences everywhere this summer, if you smelllllllllllll-la-la-la-LA what Roadblock is cookin’, jabronis! In other words, GI Joe: Retaliation is going to be amazing, and this latest teaser should be all the proof you need.
The die is cast and the new leader of Cobra has been slected. As the dust settles, however, we try to peek under the mask to figure out just who the new Cobra Commander truly is.
We take a look at last week’s Cobra Civil War #0, Cobra Commander 100-Page Tribute, and Transformers #18, as well as Transformers: Heart of Darkness #2, on stands today. It’s a mixed bag of retro wins and fails.
One shall stand… eight (?) shall fall. The Cobra Civil War is about to begin, and what better way to kick off our latest column? Okay, sure, but titties and booze just seemed too obvious
Transformers. G.I. Joe. And for the kicker, Tim Seeley.
We dare you to find six characters more interested in looking out for number one. These guys make me want to shower. A lot.
Heavy Duty makes a scene and we see that, while there may not be honor among thieves, there IS among ex-military.
How did GI Joe come to be? What ties have they to their arch-nemeses? How hot does Scarlett look in short shorts and an unbuttoned blouse? The answers lie within!