New Flix on Netflix – January 2013
We all know what Netflix is, but we never know what to watch. Without a great way to keep track of all the new titles available to watch instantly it’s pretty easy to overlook something awesome. But have no fear - Panels On Pages is here to keep you up to date on the coolest New Flix on Netflix.
Welcome to 2013, PoP!ulation! If you’re like 85% of my Twitter feed, you hated 2012 about as much as your mom hates it when I don’t call her the next day. Thankfully, all of that is behind you now. Shake off your hangover, grab yourself a bloody mary, and let’s spend today watching all the newest Netflix offerings since the last time we spoke.
The Adventures of Tintin – I just don’t know if I can look past the scene where Tintin escapes a nuclear bomb inside of a refridgerator.
Terminator 2: Judgement Day – He came back! He said he’d come back, and he came back! Too bad your dad never did that, John Conner.
Aziz Ansari: Intimate Moments for a Sensual Evening – I hope this entire special is hosted by DJ Rumba.
King Kong (1976) – Twas all those bullets from those airplanes killed the beast. Or maybe the fall. Almost certainly wasn’t beauty, though.
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles – This is the half of Home Alone that doesn’t involve home invasions.
Cheech & Chong’s Up in Smoke – Can we get a moment of silence for this small chronic break?
Bah Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas – Just in time for Christmas!
Jack Frost – Make no mistake, this IS a horror movie.
Another 48 Hrs – I would definitely watch a sequel where current day Eddie Murphy was handcuffed to current day Nick Nolte.
Escape from Alcatraz – Like they always say, “We shoulda never given you Clint Eastwoods spoons!”
For Love of the Game – A surprisingly enjoyable baseball movie. At least, that’s how I remember it. If it sucks, don’t burst my bubble.
The Original Kings of Comedy – Little known fact: King Arthur was a Knock Knock Joke EXPERT.
Rosemary’s Baby – Hey look, it’s a view into Kim Kardashian’s future!
The Untouchables – For somebody who’s supposedly untouchable, they sure do a lot of dry humping behind the scenes.
Slap Shot – You should go ahead and watch this while you think about how you can’t watch real hockey.
Star Trek: Nemesis – Here you go, Mary. This one’s for you.
The Machinist – Remember when Batman lost a ton of weight and went crazy?
War Games – Remember when Matthew Broderick wasn’t married to a horse?
Batman: Year One – When will we finally get the Batman: Year 1,000,000 animated film? WHEN?
Justice League: Doom – Oh man you guys……let’s make a movie where the Justice League fights Dr. Doom.
All-Star Superman – Meh….Superman.
Superman vs. the Elite – Ugh…..more Superman.
The Club – A bunch of kids at the prom are forced to kill each other? WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN.
FDR: American Badass – After contracting polio from a werewolf bite, FDR won’t stop at single-handedly ending the Great Depression and prohibition. With the help of a team of historic figures, he must claim victory in World War II by defeating an army of Nazi werewolves.
World’s Worst Drivers – Hey look, they finally made a movie about your mom.
Girls with Low Self Esteem – Hey look, they finally made a movie about your mom.
MOMENTARY PAUSE: The above two movies are actually fake listings, designed to help point viewers towards Arrested Development! How’s THAT for a cool marketing technique?
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – FINALLY. FINALLY. FINALLY.
The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes – More episodes of the best Avengers cartoon ever. Do you even REMEMBER the first one?
Transformers Prime – Pretty sure this is the one where they turn into animals.
Power Rangers Super Samurai – This one’s for you, John Michael.
Power Rangers Super Samurai: Stuck on Christmas – Oh, and this one too.
Classic Doctor Who – Just in case you need any inspiration for your t-shirt design business. May I suggest a Doctor Who/Nick Nolte mashup?
The West Wing – I wish they’d ended this show before that whole fiscal cliff disaster, AMIRIGHT?
Gavin & Stacey – Holy Crap! Remember Gavin & Stacey?
Bones – Check it out, now Netflix has just about as many Bones as YOUR MOM.
Coupling – It’s British, ya wankers! Bangers and mash!
Red Dwarf – There’s just not enough tv with people with octagonal heads.
Check it out! A shit load of Disney movies!
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
Cars Toons: Mater’s Tall Tales
And finally, there’s some of this crap
WWE: The 50 Greatest Finishing Moves in WWE History
WWE: Rock vs. Cena: Once in a Lifetime
There you have it PoP!ulation. Spread the word. Tell your friends. And stay up to date on all the releases that happen between now and next month by following our thread in the forums or by following the #NewFlixOnNetflix hastag on Twitter – you’ll get a head start on watching all the newest releases. Happy viewing!
A quick disclaimer – as some of these titles have just been released this morning, they may not be truly available to watch instantly until later in the day. Or maybe tomorrow. But they’ll be there. And when they’re there, you should watch them.
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Fuck yeah, Untouchables. That's a win. Having the two sequels to The Brave Little Toaster and not the original, however, is a painful failure.
actually Transformers Prime is pretty good and no there aren't any animals.
Two things for me? That's right! Everyone else can suck it.
Hahahaaha! I love, “And finally, there’s some of this crap!” LOL!