New Flix on Netflix – September 2012
We all know what Netflix is, but we never know what to watch. Without a great way to keep track of all the new titles available to watch instantly it’s pretty easy to overlook something awesome. But have no fear - Panels On Pages is here to keep you up to date on the coolest New Flix on Netflix.
The summer is almost over, and if you’re planning on spending this long weekend holed up in your house watching Instant Netflix, you’re in luck – there’s a whole new stash of stuff waiting for you on there. Get caught up on all the latest offerings since the last time we spoke below!
Warriors - No movie about the UFC has any business being this good.
Super 8 - Hey Elle Fanning, why you so tall?
Hot Rod - Not to be confused with Panels on Pages founder Hot Rob.
Haywire - Starring Crush, of American Gladiators fame. So you better watch. Or, y’know, she’ll be homeless.
Abduction - #TeamJacob #CheapPlugForTeenieBopperHits #DontWatchThisItsTerrible
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut - Y’know what else is bigger, longer, and uncut? Tony’s beard. Well, until he cut it, that is.
Highlander - THERE CAN BE ONLY SIX HIGHLANDER SEQUELS!
Highlander 2: Renegade Version – And this is one of them.
Piranha 3D - A perfect movie to kill an afternoon watching.
The Thing - The original, about a bunch of guys who get so cold they burn down their artic research station. Don’t play with matches, kids.
Elevator - A horror story about having to make small talk with your co-workers.
Mission: Impossible - You’ll get yours, Emilio Estevez. You’ll get yours.
Mission: Impossible III - FELICITY DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE.
Sunset Boulevard - Watch this movie, youngins. Class yourself up a bit.
The Musketeer - Through advanced technology, it’s now become clear that the Musketeers were actually trained ninjas. The more you know.
The Eiger Sanction - Before Clint Eastwood was a crazy person, he was climbing mountains to kill people.
God Bless America - Hey look! It’s that movie that Ben hates!
Traffic - Remember when Eric Forman got all skeevy and gross? No? Go ahead and watch this movie.
Network - This is the movie with that famous line: “Dude…where’s my car?”
Dancing at the Blue Iguana - Hey look, a sad movie about sad strippers. So you can be sad with your boner. Well, sadder, I guess.
Face/Off - The most ridiculous movie ever made. And not because of the face stuff, but because of how many doves are in it.
Tommy Boy - Don’t try to tell Kerouac he doesn’t love this movie, because he does.
Deep Impact - The semi-biographical tale of the last 18 months of Kerouac’s life.
Night at the Roxbury - Oh no, wait…THIS was the semi-biographical tale of the last 18 months of Kerouac’s life.
Barbarella - The description says “Barbarella discovers the joys of celestial sex and has kinky misadventures with bizarre characters.” Sounds like THIS is the semi-biographical tale of the last 18 months of Kerouac’s life.
Slums of Beverly Hills - Starring that girl who was in American Pie!
Private Parts - Starring Howard Stern as Howard Stern in this coming of age tale about a young Howard Stern growing up to become Howard Stern.
Varsity Blues - Remember when Chris Evans wore a whipped cream bikini?
Payback - Oh yeah….Mel Gibson used to be a movie star.
Runaway Bride - Oh yeah….Julia Roberts used to be a movie star.
Superstar - Y’know who else shoves their fingers into their armpits when they get nervous? No one. No one does that. It’s gross.
Double Jeopardy - Ashley Judd‘s husband is so nice she killed him twice. Or something.
The Doors - Oliver Stone directs the members of the rock band The Doors in this film about Val Kilmer.
Coming to America - Some may say this is better than Eddie Murphy‘s smash hit Meet Dave. They would be right.
Beverly Hills Cop - Judge Reinhold, you guys. Judge Reinhold.
Beverly Hills Cop 2 - Directed by the late, great Tony Scott. Man, his life took an Axel Foley Detour, huh?
Mean Girls 2 - I don’t care what any of you say, this movie was totally necessary.
Road Trip: Beer Pong - Danny Pudi is in this. Danny Pudi. I bet it’s still terrible.
Van Wilder: Freshman Year - Speaking of movies that are probably terrible.
What Women Want - You’d think from doing this movie Mel Gibson would have known that women DON’T want to be called sugar tits.
We Were Soldiers - Or maybe even from doing this film. I don’t know. You’d just think he’d know that.
The Great Gatsby - It’s not in 3D, like the Toby Maguire version, but you can still watch it instead of reading the book for your english class.
Vanilla Sky - This movie was made by Mrs. McIntyre’s 3rd grade class as one of their week long projects.
Without A Paddle - The budget to make Seth Green look normal height was off the charts for this movie.
The Longest Yard - How many times do you think someone made an “I’m just glad I don’t have to mow it, amiright?” joke when they were pitching this remake?
Jackass Number Two - Oh, I get it! It’s a poop joke! Well played, Jackass. Also, Well Played Jackass is my Jason Kerouac Cover Band.
Shooter - Marky Mark is not a nice person.
Nine to Five - Oh, the 80s. Your movies are totes adorbs.
Les Miserables - This one is just for Joshua!
Star Trek: Insurrection - And this one is just for Mary!
Rainbow Bright and the Star Stealer - And this one is just for Teets!
Titan A.E. - It’s a cartoon about space or some shit.
Hey Arnold! The Movie - Shortly after this film Arnold lost his brave battle against the multiple brain tumors he was living with.
Trekkies 2 - I bet watching this would make you feel better about your life choices.
The Eleventh Hour - I don’t know why they didn’t go with the original title, Follow That Bird 2: This Ain’t Airheads: The 11th Hour Radio Movie.
Wilfred - New season of Wilfred!
Burn Notice - And a new season of whatever this show is!
White Collar - There must be at least one person out there who watches this show…
Deadliest Warrior - Spoiler alert: the correct answer is always Hawkeye.
Everybody Loves Raymond - I do not love Raymond. So now what? Now can we finally change the name of the show? I DEMAND REPARATIONS.
And then there’s a bunch of this stuff:
AWE Wrestling: Night of Legends
WWE: Falls Count Anywhere: The Greatest Street Fights and Other Out of Control Matches
Bloodsport: ECW’s Most Violent Matches
There you have it PoP!ulation. Spread the word. Tell your friends. And stay up to date on all the releases that happen between now and next month by following our thread in the forums or by following the #NewFlixOnNetflix hastag on Twitter – you’ll get a head start on watching all the newest releases. Happy viewing!
A quick disclaimer – as some of these titles have just been released this morning, they may not be truly available to watch instantly until later in the day. Or maybe tomorrow. But they’ll be there. And when they’re there, you should watch them.
Filed Under: Features • New on Netflix
Not to be “that guy,” but the original version of THE THING came out in the fifties. Carpenter’s 1982 version is so awesome, though, that most people forget that it’s a remake.
So many great new releases this month…and then there’s GOD BLESS AMERICA.
You’re a remake.
I actually really liked Abduction. It wasn’t amazing or anything, but I thought it was fun. Also, Lily Collins is super hot.
They also added Season 4 of Parks and Recreation.
While there are a few movies I’m glad to see, I’m once again disappointed with the releases. There aren’t any TV shows that I’ve been hoping to see. There’s still a TON of stuff on Netflix Instant Watch for me to watch, so I’m not complaining about that. I just wish that more TV shows were going up.
I love that this feature is informative while relying heavily on inside jokes. Also, I love this feature. Thanks for the new wrasslin’ titles, Mahoney!
I guess I’m the “one”. I watch White Collar and I like it.
Huzzah!
make it two
No new season of Wilfred
Might be delayed, give it a few days
Will do, good sir!
Titan A.E. also had a screenplay that was written by Ben Edlund (dude created the Tick!) and some small timer named Joss Whedon. I don’t think that Joss guy has done anything big though.
AWE: Awesome Wrestling Entertainment. The card looks good, full of old legends and then theres Sonjay Dutt. And then we have the main event, that turns into a legit shoot The Rock N Roll Express vs Kevin Nash and some guy from The Jersey Shore.
Im surprised Nash didn’t injure himself…. on camera.