Clean Slate: John Carter
Jose Guzman | Jun 08, 2012 | 7 comments
It’s the inaugural episode of Clean Slate, where movies that may have bombed or didn’t live up to the hype in their first go-round in the theaters get a second chance on Blu Ray. This episode, The Guzmaniac (Jose Guzman) takes a look at the biggest flop since Waterworld, the Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Mars epic, John Carter. Lets take an adventure to Barsoom and give John Carter a chance to clear his name so Edgar Rice Burroughs can stop rolling in his grave. R.I.P. Burroughs and Waterworld, this one’s for you.
–Jose Guzman
good job buddy, i actually agreed with you synopsis of the movie. oh yeah wheres my shout out bitch
Coming soon, you Master of the Blue Rays.
I love it. More, please!
THAT DOG LOOKS LIKE A GIANT COCK! DICK-DOG!
You guys know I absolutely love this movie, but I this is an absolutely fair review by someone new to the character. Good job, I can’t wait to see more!!!
I’m looking forward to checking out Nell Carter on DVD very soon. Great review!
Holy shit. Just watched both of these. Don’t ever stop, man, they are AMAZING!