GI Joe: Retaliation Super Bowl Teaser

“Call me Joe” indeed! This movie is set to blow audiences away this summer, and two scenes in particular caught my attention:

Not sure of the relevance? Get the hell out of my post!

To the above left, we see Cobra Commander’s new look – already showcased in the last trailer – but more importantly Firefly wearing HIS mask, as opposed to the previously unmasked shots from the last trailer. Some concern had arisen that – with so many masked men running about – the “Faceless Master” may have gone unmasked throughout the film. It’s good to see those fears laid to rest so soon.

To the above right? That can’t be anything BUT a HISS (HIgh Speed Sentry) Tank. BOO-YAKKA-SHA! This is easily one of the most iconic vehicles of all Joe mythos, easily identified by its obtuse-triangle shaped treads. Could I be wrong about this? Well, sure… but with everything ELSE Jon Chu is getting right? I sincerely doubt he’d but something so HISS-like in his film and have it be anything other than Cobra’s signature armored assault vehicle.

Oh, and… did anyone else notice Rockblock laying down some rhymes?

Yo mother#&@^in’ Joe!

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Jason Kerouac is a co-founder of Panelsonpages.com. He spends roughly half of his waking life in servitude to the Giraffe. Raised in a town in New Hampshire you've never heard of, he now lives in Indianapolis, IN and is pretty sure that's a step in the right direction.

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