PoP! Goes The 4th: The Epic Mini-Series!
This past 4th of July weekend, PanelsOnPages.com and The PoP!ulation gathered together in Indianapolis, Indiana to celebrate not only the country that gives us the freedom to fuck Rancors and bitch about Transformers 2, but the housewarming of PoP!-Star Jason Kerouac, moving from the East Coast to the Midwest.
EPISODE 1: JOSE HAS A POOPY TUMMY
In the premiere episode of the epic PanelsOnPages.com mini-series, PoP! Video Ninjas Jose Guzman and Jason Knize begin their trek from Florida to Indiana via the highways and bi-ways of the good ole U.S. of A. for the inaugural PoP! Goes The 4th event.
Jose’s bowels do their best to subvert our heroes on their epic quest.
Parental Advisory: Salty Language and Scatological References.
EPISODE 2: COME ON, DAUGHTERS!
As soon as the Silent K-mobile crosses the border into Tennessee, the PoP! Video Ninjas hit another speed bump on their seemingly endless journey to PoP! Goes the 4th. To pass the time, Jose gives his review of a not-to-be-named fast food restaurant, questions the driving ability of the female persuasion, and the duo pose the question: Guzman 2011 or Karaoke?
RIP Kerouac.
Parental Advisory: Explicit Content and Death Threats
EPISODE 3: NON-LEGIT NERD DICK
The epic journey continues, as our bumbling heroes cross the border into Indiana, and they can almost taste the PoP! Goes The 4th hijinx waiting to be had. Jose tries his hand at being a freestyle poet, and is called into question regarding the legitimacy of his nerd dick.
Then, disaster strikes.
Parental Advisory: Explicit Content and Star Wars References
Episode 4: Axel Foley Detour
Sometimes, all you need for adventure is an iPod on shuffle, a Flip camera, and some seriously fucked 4th of July weekend traffic on I-65 in Indiana. We’ve told the story, but there are no words to describe the sheer brilliance of the following episode of PoP! Goes The 4th: The Epic Mini-Series. Gird your loins, hold on to your butts, and insert your bananas directly into tailpipes. This is “Axel Foley Detour”.
Parental Advisory: Explicit Content, Knize’s Gut, and Shitty Axel Foley Impersonations
Episode 5: It’s Karaoke!
It may be damn near October, but that doesn’t mean we don’t still have some July in our hearts. After four episodes worth of The 11th Hour actually GETTING their happy asses to Indianapolis for the inaugural PoP! Goes The 4th gathering, we’ve finally arrived, and dare we say, it’s a doozy.
If you’ve always dreamed of seeing a certain PoP! Star, t-shirt tucked into shorts, sporting velcro sandals, singing a classic George Michael tune, you might want to put a splash guard on your keyboard, posthaste.
Parental Advisory: Explicit Content, Sabash, and Shit-Runnins’
Episode 6: PoP! Goes The 4th, Bitches!
On the last episode of PoP! Goes The 4th: The Epic Mini-Series, for the first time in the history of PoP! Events, Karaoke happened. That was not the only first that took place over the course of that balmy Indianapolis weekend in early July. Episode 6 showcases more joy than one can handle. Bacon Explosion. Rollerskate Lightsaber Jousting. And yes. A group viewing of Batman XXX: A Porn Parody. Wish you were there!
Parental Advisory: Meat Fatties, Skate Oral, Joker’s ass checks have ass cheeks.
Episode 7: Happy Birthday, America…or Okay, Who Wants the Rest of This?
It’s been a few months since we last left you in the epic mini-series PoP! Goes The 4th! This, our second to last episode, follows The PoP!ulation through Indianapolis, IN on America’s birthday from the Union Jack English Pub, to an afternoon viewing of Toy Story 3, all culminating in honest-to-God fireworks (and not the kind going on in the Hibbard loft). Enjoy!
Parental Advisory: Awkward Compliments.
Episode 8: Woman or Old Person?
In our FINAL EPISODE, PoP! Goes The 4th has drawn to a close, and it’s time for The 11th Hour to get on their horses back to Florida. To pass the time, let’s play a game of “Woman or Old Person?”!
Parental Advisory: May Offend Female or Elderly Motorists.
–The PoP! Stars
Is it Wednesday already?
Maybe you guys should change your names to 13th hour productions.
Hey now… Poopy tummy is no laughing matter. And the absolute WORST time to have it is on a road trip. I feel for you, Jose.
“You have no idea.”
Excellent.
It’s all the vitamin C.
Recal-cue-luh-ting!
I miss that bitch.
Can’t wait for next Wednesday!
Epic, I can’t wait to watch more!! Chik Fil A breakfast is one of the things I miss most now that i don’t do fast food!
Poor Jose! It’s like he got short term Crohns!
And K-Nice, I love you, but seriously… the tongue thing. Retire it.
Excellent work as usual gentlemen
(Also, the tongue thing + Jason’s dislike for the tongue thing = 50 points to everyone who can do it within 2 inches of his ear. Bonus points if caught on video.)
^I like how this man thinks.
I play that tongue game at work. Seriously.
I enjoy the tongue thing. A lot.
Can’t wait for episode 2!
^It’s true.
Someone needs to remix Jose’s post-Nyquil soliloquy a la that kid who had dental surgery.
I saw you said the Duran Duran cover of “Come Undone” was done by SoulSwitch! I love that band, where can I find that song??? I’ve looked everyone and can’t find it.