Warning: This article is not for lactose intolerants, those who suffer from lactaphobia and Wallace from Wallace & Gromit.

For many years it was a known fact that Spider-Man’s “Clone Saga” is the epitome of the worst superhero comics had to offer. What most people usually neglect is the fact that Spidey is not the first nor the last to suffer from the copy machine of inanity.

A working class hero, Union Jack is ready to prove he’s the real spirit of England. Screw that blond rich snob and his Asian body swiping ninja sister!

Super-teams never get old, providing us a peek into the lives of various lineups. But what about real life teams? The people who work together to bring us these stories? Here are the best modern creative teams (well, duos) in comics.

What does it take to become a superhero these days? A sense of responsibility toward your fellow men? A courageous warrior with a set of abilities? Nah, just a piece of old cloth.

“Now terror has something to fear!” reads the tagline on the cover of issue #1. Indeed, terror should’ve brought an extra pair of pants.

Who wouldn’t like to kill zombies? Some people - or kids - are lucky enough to get the chance and show them dead bastards what a bullet looks and feels like.

The favorite limping diagnostician on television currently suffers from a bad direction. Something must be done; something needs to be… retconned. Anything, but Hugh Laurie. He’s still incredible.

Immortality and the war between light and darkness are at play. Come and see secondary characters from famous mythologies gathering around to participate in a new story where they are now the stars.

The pawns are moved into position and new commanding forces are leading one side this time around. Will this war be bloodier than the former or is this just a rare casualty for the House of Ideas?